Falling asleep at the wheel is one of America's greatest pasttimes. This contraption is an outrage!

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  Falling asleep at the wheel is one of America's greatest pasttimes. This contraption is an outrage!

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  It probably plays Rush Limbaugh and Bill O'Reilly rants on a loop

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  It helps for drunk driving? REALLY?
  
  
  They must have been hiding this where the hid Hoffa, along with the cure for AIDS.

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  Ugly white penis with balls against drunk driving.

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  I always wanted to take a long-distance, drunk drive at night!! woo hoo!

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  ESPECIALLY SUITABLE FOR DRUNK DRIVING??? What the...?

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  Also being tested as a cure for cancer, herpes, diabetes, and ugliness.

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  step 1: open the package ....step 2: clip onto your penis

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  I f-ing getting hundreds - bar here i come!

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  Is that Joe Montana?

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  And it's just $2.00 !!!!!!! awesome