I am officially terrified of Asian toilets.

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  I am officially terrified of Asian toilets.

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  ...I think I'll hold it...

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  Japan just plain can't translate into English. They even have a word for it in Japan, "Jingrish".

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  janglish doesnt translate to well it actually says;sit on seat.water squirts....its for a bidet

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  asian toilets rape you, fool.

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  That is off the lamp, yo.

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  In Asia, toilets molest YOU!

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  Wax on, wax off

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  dude...they are FUCKING WITH US!!! i had my brother translate this.... it's normal... but i think they're trying to comfuse us