Remember, kids, it's illegal to light a match without wearing clothes.

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  Remember, kids, it's illegal to light a match without wearing clothes.

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  Now they tell me, gosh

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  By the picture I am guessing they mean that you can't fight fires with swords while naked

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  pretty sure that's a carrot peeler

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  But but but,...... but whyyyyyy?

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  In(can)descent exposure!

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  That's right, always make sure to shade your lamps before use.
  
  And make sure that big campfire has a nice jacket on top it to keep it warm.... and for more fire.

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  A naked light is a light source that isn't covered in glass like an incandescent bulb. There's nothing wrong with this sign except they combined the two words instead of separating them.