"excuse me...can you tel me where the Short Drunk and Ugly section is" ?

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  "excuse me...can you tel me where the Short Drunk and Ugly section is" ?

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  they forgot to include the fat too

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  Aww, I'm only 23! Can I still get a special chair for just "weak and pregnant" people?

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  only if you're old, weak, AND pregnant. No other combination of the three allowed.

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  Damn there must be so many old weak and preagnang people that they made chairs special for them !

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  I am 64 and pregnant with brittle bones, can I sit here?